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Automation of tabulator open data processing

Time is answered dial, in the office of American census bureau, 20 years old of youths that are called Hermann Huoerruisi are staring at that to pile the population like hill to register book bemused. Before be being recorded inside that, before long the surveyor of tens of thousands of expends an innumerable trials and hardships to collect the population that come back to occupy, and should shake with the hand with low efficiency the calculator ends these data analysises, should spend 7 years of time at least. This is meant should arrive almost the next time when census, american people ability is informed the result of this census.

More what Ranghuoerruisi distresses is, according to his estimation, american opening number will increase on the foundation of 50 million 1890 12 million. If return the method count that uses the same old story, need time ability 10 years to decide all number according to be being done entirely at least.

Austere actual Ranghuoerruisi is resolved: Must undertake reform, should invent a kind can efficient the machine that completes work of onerous statistic tabulation!

Rice was born in suddenly Er on Feburary 29, 1860 law of cloth of new York city family of colony of a Germany of collect city, he is interested in maths as a child. After graduating from major of mining of institute of Colombian university mining industry, sought in census bureau an assignment.

When census bureau works, rice harvested suddenly Er love -- he fell in love with Mexican descendants girl Kate Bilinsi, of coincidence is, kate's father Dr. John Bilinsi is the surgeon that American army clique is in charge of wholesome statistic toward census bureau, should calculate Huo Errui this a colleague of sainted.

One day, rice mixes suddenly Er to chat together than Lin Si, two people's huge to workload census complaint bellyful. Mentioned a think of a way that oneself had considered a long time than Lin Si: Those who want general investigation is establish on the hard paper card of identical norms each projects, if sexual distinction, age, native place is waited a moment, be in according to findings next of corresponding project locally stiletto, for instance: John is a male citizen of 40 years old, so be in " sexual distinction " column " male " under one's name hits an alveolus; "The age " of the column " 40 " under also hit an alveolus, such analogize, a citizen's detailed individual information was recorded on the card of a piece of stiletto. Invent a kind of machine again next, these information " read " go out and try statistic. How to design this machine as to this, he with respect to unknown.

Discuss through a few, two people think can design French machinist at 19 centuries initial stage " braiding machine of outstanding card heart " transform this kind to be able to read the tabulator that takes card news.

In " accurate farther-in-law " encourage below, rice tore open suddenly Er braiding machine of heart of an outstanding card, analyse its carefully to construct. Census bureau leaves to arrive during even if teach of Masschusetts Institute of Technology, he also did not abandon considering.

After 6 years, rice invents suddenly Er eventually gave tabulator. Because its performance is very not good, the director of census bureau does not wish to use. The Bilinsi that already became his wife's father right now fortunately helps him use device to healthy branch, statistical human mortality, his cousin also gives money to aid financially him to try to improve to the machine.

The tabulator after improving got admissive eventually, it is American home departmental door is used in succession first, 1889, this kind of machine exhibits in European each district again, be like tide reputably, enter European market from this.

1890, the United States undertakes census again, had suddenly Er Rice's tabulator helps, this the result of census used two years of time of half to finish, decrease greatly than booking time not only, still saved 500 much dollars for the government.

This census open the times of data processing automation, and Ranghuoerruisi's tabulator shines brilliantly. 1896, si Zaihua filled Huo Errui to establish tabulation machine company suddenly (Tabulating Machine Company) , product carry out goes the world each district. Russia undertook 1897 first census, used suddenly Er Rice's tabulator.

The IBM of old Watson is illuminative period

Although suddenly Er Rice is an invention talent, but running a side, he still is deficient in a duration -- the machine ovation that sees oneself, before the census 1910 begins, newspaper of bureau of census of Si Xiangren mouth gave the Huo Errui of some forget oneself to allow the high price that they accept hard, force census bureau to decide machine of him research and development.

It may be said of this one decision double be defeated, especially to suddenly Er for Rice, the company capital that caused him directly has not enough to meet the need. Get close to arrives 1911, charles · Flint appeared.

Flint are the financial investment home that wall street has adventurous mind quite when, be called " the father of fiducial fund " , he is in suddenly Er when get into trouble of tabulation machine company, spend 2 million dollar to buy its. Before long, he was bought again establish the slide rule company 1891 (Computing Scale Company) and establish to record a company at the international time 1901 (International Time Recording Company) , it is at incorporating 3 companies on June 15, 1911, this is " computation - tabulation - record company " (abbreviation CTR company) , this is the predecessor of IBM.

At the beginning of CTR company holds water, all produce some of such as meat chopper, potato to husk machine, platform scale " hind contemporary " product. CTR company is in of Flint manage next into blind lane going, be heavily in debt, be about to close down soon, fraught Flint thinks: Be to should ask a handler to do a company.

This individual that Flint takes a fancy to, be called Thoms John Watson (the being that people habit weighs " old Watson " ) .

Old Watson was born in north of city of American new York on Feburary 17, 1874 an impoverished farmer family, he sets foot on a society 17 years old, help boss of store of a hardware market the product such as sewing machine everywhere, the skill that practice promotes with respect to a suit, enter after " company of countrywide cash cashier " (NCR) , become the 2 husband of the company slowly. 1914, because be suspected by the boss secretly implantation trusted follower, old Watson anger and abdication. After a few months, he accepts Flint recruit, take up the post of the manager of CTR company.

On December 7, 1914, delegate of 30 sales of CTR company gathers in new York in the assembly room of a restaurant, they receive an announcement before this, hold the post of a manager newly to will come here to meet with them.

Old Watson is hasty and come, the first meeting word is: I am right tabulation utterly ignorant, also do not know how to should promote them, accordingly I hope the salesperson can tell me how to should do!

The old Watson of careless root one's previous experience is very clear, rock-bottom personnel hopes the boss regards him as oxen and hores-beeasts of burden of assistant and rather than. Accordingly he meets with everybody first " candidly admit defeat " , make those jubilation masticatory tobacco leaf, can peddle only platform scale and potato husk the bagman be overjoyed of machine.

The first thing that after old Watson assumes office, does, employ him namely promote eloquence, to bank loan 50 thousand dollar is used at product research and development. He returns incentive employee to say: All problems on this world can be solved easily -- want you to be willing to think only (the core viewpoint of value that Think makes IBM later) . Drive in his, CTR company begins occurrence a favourable turn, 1919, the sale of the company is as high as 13 million dollar, profit is 2.1 million dollar.

Old nevertheless Watson is hit CTR does not like in heart this name, think it masked the characteristic of the company, be in then in Feburary 1924, old Watson persuades a company in " opposition " , company name instead " international business uses machine firm " , namely IBM.

After World War II erupts, IBM high speed is outspread, a large number of production emmagee, aim at implement, the ammunition such as engine, of course, also sortie the computer domain that makes it brilliant fly in the future.

That is 1944, watson goes out gigantic endowment, expedite 4 engineers, development goes the first automatic alignment to control the computer " mark " , the 15 rice, 2.4 meters tall, fellow per sec. that weigh 31.5 tons can undertake this director 3 times calculate only.

Very apparent, this kind " tremendous science and technology is dinosaurian " the need that cannot get used to a times, IBM needs to change again, guide this those who change, it is the son small Thoms John Watson of old Watson, namely small Watson.

The 5 billion dollar of small Watson " a person of extraordinary powers is betted "

Small Watson in one's childhood very the IBM company that is fed up with father, ceng Sheng says " the life that cannot let IBM control me " , after World War II erupts, he got on battlefield. After returning from battlefield nevertheless, he returned father darlingly again beside, should go up again the sell member of IBM. It is the essence that the test of life and death on battlefield let him see through life, make this one change thereby? God knows.

After return IBM, small Watson not only outstanding achievement is outstanding, still detect exquisitely, although the company still is the old of tabulator market, but new storage technology -- the ability that tape stores is apparent the card of prep above IBM, getting the favour of increasing big client. He offers the company should change development way, abandon robot, product of main attack electron.

Offer to cause a mighty uproar, the person that is content with the current situation does not want to change -- light relaxed pine can take rich and generous salary, why to want to change? What be a delegate with small Watson is reformed the advantage of an urge computer. Still had undertaken investigating for this IBM, conclusion is actually: Tabulator won't be replaced by the computer forever, because the electron is invisible, too do not let a person be at ease.

Difference also arose between small Watson and father, although ever dialed computer of research and development of a huge sum of money, but look in old Watson, this plants the computer " the colossus that installs with vacuum tube and electronic spare parts, deformed ugly, and the machinery that makes sound by make friends of a lot of Zhi is formed, sound picture full one house person is in weaving " , he says or state with certainty even " the whole world needs 5 computers only about " . For this, father and son two still had produced intense brawl.

Till 1947, be informed census bureau to begin to use Lande company to develop when old Watson " general brain machine " (UNIVAC) when, he just faces up to a son offer, together with at this moment the tabulator of IBM appears serious and slow-moving, brutal reality lets old Watson must admit, advanced computer age has come, oneself idea had fallen behind, should let virtuous.

1949, small Watson is appointed to be the executive vice-president of IBM.

After becoming 2 husband, the development that small Watson is in a company at once implements reform on direction, qualified personnel of technology of electron of many invite applications for a job, decide to develop business to use the computer.

On April 7, 1953, what IBM opened company history to go up eventually is brand-new one page: In new York headquarters, include " the father of atom bomb " Oppenheimer inside top scientist of 150 United States and business circles chief entered IBM-701 international computer release celebration, everybody highly praise IBM-701 is " the contribution to human extreme wisdom " .

From now on, IBM with annual 12 speed organizes production, to 1956 when presidential general election, also do not see small Watson lets get the vague impression of exciting UNIVAC fully before coming here again on TV, those who replace is the mark of IBM. Right now IBM computer already held near 7 become market share, 7 companies that the others heads to manage with Lan Degong are mutual, be made fun of to call by media " IBM and 7 small atomy " .

Arrived 1961, people begins to call IBM company " blue giant " (Big Blue) .

These achievement can not make small Watson contented, already he of preferment company president laid the view again compatible machine " IBM 360 system " development, if develop a success, each new large computer does not need have to to manufacture new software and hardware.

This is one employed 5 60 thousand 5 billion dollar, employee, new plants " a person of extraordinary powers is betted " , small nevertheless Watson was become finally win the home -- on April 7, 1964, "IBM 360 system " horizontal sky is born. Regard a revolutionary computation as the system, it can cover the application software of full range, brought billow source of revenue for IBM -- 1966, company year income exceeds 4 billion dollar, profit is put to be as high as 1 billion dollar before duty, ascend body goes to the United States cavalcade of 10 big companies.

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